R1,799
A lovers’ ritual for two
A month-long love affair with your own partner, delivered to your door. Slow, playful, and just naughty enough. What’s inside stays a secret until you open it. Who you are to each other by the end of the month won’t.
Founding Edition: the first 30 boxes, numbered, each with a handwritten note from me. R1,799, then R2,222. Ships by 5 February. Free delivery anywhere in South Africa. Order by 31 January to have it in time for Valentine’s.
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You know that feeling at the cabin, when the gate closes behind you and the world goes quiet? We put it in a box.
Do Not Disturb is a little Naughty by Nature for the nights you can’t get away. It’s designed by Carol, with the same thinking behind every stay at the cabin, and it turns your own bedroom into somewhere you actually want to be together again.
Everything you need is already inside. Nothing extra to buy. Nothing to plan. Just open it, lock the door, and let it take you from there.
Can’t get away right now? Kids, work, life. Bring the cabin to you.
Looking for a gift that actually means something? Give a month of falling for each other again. For your partner, or for the couple who needs it most.
Already stayed with us? Take the magic home and keep it going.
One great night is lovely. A month changes things. Do Not Disturb is paced so that what starts as a bit of fun becomes a habit you don’t want to break.
Founding price: R1,799 for the first 30 boxes, each one numbered, with a handwritten note from me
Full price: R2,222 once the founding 30 are gone
Ships: by 5 February 2027
For Valentine’s: order by 31 January
Delivery: Free, door to door, anywhere in South Africa
Free access to The Spark Reset, our 30-day couples reset (worth R495)
R500 off your first stay at Naughty by Nature
R500 off The Suspended
R500 off your first Kaal by DJ Roxy lingerie order over R2,000
R500 off a private 90-minute online breathwork session for two with Natalie Läubli, breath and nervous system specialist
What’s the Founding Edition?
The first 30 boxes. They’re numbered, each comes with a handwritten note from me, and they’re R1,799. From box 31 it’s R2,222.
What’s inside?
That’s the whole point. Everything you need for the month is in the box, and we’re not spoiling it here.
Is it explicit?
It’s playful, sensual and grown-up, and it’s designed so every couple feels comfortable. You set the pace, always.
Is the packaging discreet?
Always. It ships in plain outer packaging, with nothing on the outside that gives it away.
Can I send it straight to someone as a gift?
Yes. Tick “Ship to a different address” at checkout, add their address, and we’ll deliver it free, anywhere in South Africa.
When will it arrive?
Every box ships by 5 February. Order by 31 January and it’ll arrive before Valentine’s Day.
What if I change my mind?
Cancel any time before it ships for a full refund. Once it’s delivered, unopened boxes can be returned within 7 days (you cover the return courier). If anything arrives damaged, we’ll replace it free.
Only the first 30 boxes are Founding Edition: numbered, with a handwritten note from me, at R1,799. After that it’s R2,222. Every box ships by 5 February.
To ensure safety, hygiene, and longevity of your products, always wash hands before use and clean items after every use. Use only mild, body-safe soap or recommended cleaners—avoid harsh chemicals. Store all products in a cool, dry place, away from direct sunlight. Check expiration dates on oils, lubes, and consumables, and always follow included instructions for kits or multi-part products. Do not share intimate items without proper cleaning between users. Use as intended and discontinue use if any irritation occurs.
Shipping Policy
We offer a flat shipping rate of R115 per order, except for the love swing. All packages are discreetly packed and shipped via our trusted courier partners. Delivery times may vary depending on your location, but we always aim to get your order to you quickly and securely.
Returns & Exchanges
Due to the intimate and personal nature of our products, all sales are final. We do not accept returns or exchanges for hygiene and safety reasons.
If for any reason you wish to return the item, packaging needs to be fully intact, the product unopened, and safely returned within 7 days of purchase. Expect a full refund within 48hrs after successfull inspection.
If your item arrives damaged or defective, please contact us within 7 days of receipt with a photo of the issue, and we will arrange a replacement or full refund.
For questions, email support@consensuality.com.
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